成日玩搖控

                                談家豬  你知唔知搖控用嚟做咩架

                                              笑? 我問你呀!!!!!!!!!!

                   

            搖控係用嚟轉台 唔係用嚟玩 唔係用嚟打人 特別唔係用嚟打媽媽

             ..............點解你咁鬼鐘意拎個搖控打mami個頭 打mami塊臉呢?

              最衰自己影唔到 movie 影唔到titi打 mami嘅罪證呀!!! 激c我喇

                      個衰妹仲要係咁打 係咁笑 哎呀 打媽媽仲咁好笑?

                 

                      titi 做鬼臉 : 嘻 吹咩

           titi媽so angry : 邊個教你咁粗魯架?

                  你大個就知味道 到時輪到mami一邊打你patpat一邊笑呀

                     

                      

                      

         

                  

              

謝謝傻妹穎嘅精彩對白

                                上個星期日 約左ti爸嘅老友去bbq呢

                            記得嗎? 呢32度去bbq呢 哈哈 超級crazy

           嗰日傻妹穎 (唔好意思喺度叫佢個名 用blog名啦)幫titi影好多相呀

                      今日一開佢個blog 仲見到佢作晒對白咁 好好笑呀

                 mami好想 喺度keep個record呀 希望唔好介意有d抄作啦

                            嗰日mami收工接埋titi 準備出發去wet咯

               

                       

                                   titi見到有人上車 呆一呆 望清楚先....

                     

        titi：死啦，點解後面的哥哥咁低ｂ0既，係咪爸爸媽媽的朋友黎0架！？

       

              傻mean哥哥：titi，係咪好想同哥哥玩呀，哥哥帶你去睇金魚丫

       

               titi：媽咪，我驚驚呀

                          

                          傻mean：唔怕喎，titi妹~~~~ 我咁可愛
                          傻妹穎：嘩，呢個樣真係衰到爆呀！

                         

                          titi：mean哥哥 你好似戴左我頂帽帽喎

                       

                      titi：但明明係我架嘛 俾返我得唔得先？
                     傻mean哥哥：都得，不過你要自己過黎攞喎!!!

         

                                      天真的titi：咁呀，咁好啦

                          

                          傻mean哥哥：哈哈哈！我終於捉到titi啦！

                        

                      傻mean哥哥：仲唔比我綁架到你 哇哈哈哈

                       titi掙扎 : 唔....唔.....

                     

                   titi：嗚～哇～～～媽咪呀～～哥哥係壞人嚟架！！
                  傻妹穎：哈哈哈，titi真係叻女呀！
                  傻mean哥哥：哎吔，titi你唔好喊啦，對唔住囉，我請你食雪糕糕啦

                     

                        titi：雪糕？？都唔凍0既

                     

                   傻mean：因為呢個唔係真雪糕，而係小風扇丫麻
                    titi：哦～原來係咁

       

                     傻mean：titi 開心返未呀? 唔好嬲我啦 ~
                      titi：唔嬲啦，我先冇你咁小器呀！

         

          titi：但係我要過返mami度先呀 下次再同你玩 野~~~

      

            titi：原來mami訓左覺呀 總之唔過mami度啦

                                              到左bbq場

      

                          呢個時候，titi都食雪糕，睇下好唔好味先....

     

                                             titi：＞。＜咁凍0既

     

                            肥仔、bonnie：哈哈，titi個樣好攪笑

    

           衰豬個樣真係好攪笑丫麻，邊有小朋友食雪糕食到你咁0既樣0架

                     

                            titi：咩喎，咁先係我嚟嘛 有個性呀！

   

       傻mean：咁又係呀，點都有特式過傻妹穎呢個為食樣先啦！
        傻妹穎：

                       

           titi：但姐姐你個樣咁為食，同我呢個美少女型像一ｄ都唔match喎

     

               傻妹穎：車，你食到成個污糟貓咁，咪一樣冇晒美少女feel

    

         魔鬼們：係囉titi，橫掂都係啦，豁出去啦！嗱，任你揀，你要咩雪糕？

     

         titi：咁呀？咁我唔客氣啦，我要埋呢杯丫唔該
        傻妹穎：嘿嘿，第日肥左要減你就知味道

                 

              可能成班朋友火辣辣咁bbq真係好開心 可惜 mami嗰日好唔舒服架

                    要到後期先可以燒一陣野食 辛苦晒大家買海鮮 整海鮮

                  好鐘意同你地出去玩 好高興認識你地 (老土但好真心架)

                ps : 大家!!!話去bbq嘅人係 ti爸呀!!!! 我一d都唔鐘意燒野食架

        次次去燒野食都唔多燒 (對眼對煙敏感) 所以呢次"酷"刑唔關我事架 鳴鳴

消除恐懼

                   今晚 mami同姑姐 celeb生日 去左中環鏞記dinner

                  titi喺婆婆度渡假三日 我地二人世界again very happy~    

     

                    titi真係好驚跳跳虎 為左令佢唔好咁細膽

              mami周不時帶佢搵跳跳虎架 初初佢一見到虎虎就即刻喊

                               經過mam i日日陪佢同虎虎坐 同虎虎玩

         

            titi終於叻女左喇 依家夠膽摸虎虎個鼻 同埋可以坐喺佢隔籬喇

       正當mami好開心之際 尋日一早 titi喊得好緊要 嚇到我同ti爸衝去佢間房

                 抱起狂喊嘅titi ti爸安慰佢問 : 做咩呀? titi 你做咩喊呀?

           titi二話不說鳴鳴哭叫的指住床頭 噢 個衰豬發現虎虎喺佢床頭呀

                   

                     titi受驚後向我地哭訴有虎虎喺度呀

                    

                    原來titi仲未對虎虎消除恐懼 唉 睇嚟mami要再落功夫

        令虎虎由奸角變成忠嘅先得 我諗好快titi會抱住虎虎笑住同大家見面呢

                            titi愈係驚嘅野 mami愈會諗辨法令你唔驚嘅

                    .........咁當然唔係一隻虎虎"哄"埋佢度嚇佢啦 哈哈

titi執行李咯

                        yee ee買左個麵飽超人拖喼比titi 好靚架

                 仲話係比titi年尾去日本用嘅 mami一見到都好興奮

                 即刻比個衰豬試下先 哈哈 titi真係對個喼好有興趣喎

                      仲唔驚跌係咁攞住個喼tim 同個喼行完一輪

                      titi就坐左喺度開左個喼 好似自己執行李咁呀

                  哈哈 傻豬 十二月先去過white christmas呀 咁快執行李?

                 好期待titi著住厚厚羽衣 拖住個嘅傻妹樣 一定好搞鬼啫....

                                                  (攝於婆婆家)